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Showing posts with label Jejemon Translator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jejemon Translator. Show all posts

Jejemon Keyboard

Lately, while I was browsing over my page, something just came out in my mind - Jejemon Keyboard! See how it looks like:

(click to see full Jejemon Keyboard)

Jejemon Terminologies

  • * Jejemon: The official name of the Jejemon culture
  • * Jejemonism: The art of practising Jejemon
  • * Jejemonster: Jejemon freak
  • * Jejekla: baklang jejemon
  • * Jejebusters: anti-jejemons, also known as Grammar Nazi
  • * Jejebet: the jejemon alphabet
  • * Jejenese: the jejemon text language
  • * Jejejeje: the official jejemon laugh
  • * Jejebonel: a jejemon song favorite
  • * Jejemonize: to transform a regular word or phrase into Jejenese
  • * Jijimun: the bisaya pronunciation for Jejemon
  • * Jejelands: hang-out place for Jejemons
  • * Doraemonis Jejemonis: the scientific term with the chemical formula of KaN2 BHO1S

Jejemon Translator

If you are still learning to understand the Jejemons, you basically need to use Jejemon Translator.

Jejemon Translator allows you to translate words or phrases so that you will be undestood by the jejemons.

You can check this website: http://jejemon.x10hosting.com/index.php for the jejemon translator!

Jejemon Online

Jejemon Online - Who are they?

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!