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Jejemon Keyboard

Lately, while I was browsing over my page, something just came out in my mind - Jejemon Keyboard! See how it looks like:

(click to see full Jejemon Keyboard)

Jejemon Terminologies

  • * Jejemon: The official name of the Jejemon culture
  • * Jejemonism: The art of practising Jejemon
  • * Jejemonster: Jejemon freak
  • * Jejekla: baklang jejemon
  • * Jejebusters: anti-jejemons, also known as Grammar Nazi
  • * Jejebet: the jejemon alphabet
  • * Jejenese: the jejemon text language
  • * Jejejeje: the official jejemon laugh
  • * Jejebonel: a jejemon song favorite
  • * Jejemonize: to transform a regular word or phrase into Jejenese
  • * Jijimun: the bisaya pronunciation for Jejemon
  • * Jejelands: hang-out place for Jejemons
  • * Doraemonis Jejemonis: the scientific term with the chemical formula of KaN2 BHO1S

Jejemon 1M question


Who wants to be a millionaire? Who wouldn't want to? Even a jejemons can be a millionaire. Just answer the Jejemon 1M question.

Jejemon Resume


This is how a jejemon resume looks like. By the way, you can still enhance it, it's just a sample.

Jeje Balut Pinoy Love story


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Types of Jejemons

There are four (4) classes of the Jejemons, as follows:

Mild – eow pU..MxTa pu? jejeje
[eto ang klase ng Jejemon na naiintindihan pa ang salita at letters lang ang gamit.]

Moderate – eOw pFow,, Na M1Sz pfOu qTah! mWahXz!
[eto matindi. comma na ang gamit sa pwesto ng period at may 'H' na sa mga lugar na wala naman dapat. Subukang basahin ito verbally. Ganyan kahirap magtype nito.]

Severe – 3ow pfU!,…aN3u pfOW gW4 n3O? tX tX nUa lHarN sZa mEna GziNg pFa!
[mas matindi. Gumagamit na ng numero sa halip na letters at iba na rin ang pagkakabanggit sa mga salita.]

TERMINAL JEJENISM – “3Ow pf0U m3N4 p!p0L! nUa M1Xz k0 pF0u K30 nU4n z0bR4 wUaCk k30nG M3k A4Ng4Sz sXa b0SzX nu4 tuLad kW0

Jejemon Translator

If you are still learning to understand the Jejemons, you basically need to use Jejemon Translator.

Jejemon Translator allows you to translate words or phrases so that you will be undestood by the jejemons.

You can check this website: http://jejemon.x10hosting.com/index.php for the jejemon translator!

Jejemon Online

Jejemon Online - Who are they?

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

Jejebet-jejemons alphabet

Jejemon Alphabet

A = eI
B = vBiE
C = xI3
D = dHie
E = iHh
F = eFfX
G = 6i3
H = eyTcH
I = aiI
J = jHie
K = k3i
L = eL
M = 3m
N = 3N
O = oWh
P = fPie
Q = qyU
R = aR3
S = e$
T = tIe
U = yuO
V = bVi3
W = daBol yuO
X = eXh
Y = waI
Z = zeY